Wednesday, May 03, 2006

Yr Mom jokes keep getting BETTER!!!!

Don't forget mother's day on May 14th! Share some of these jokes with her! I bet she'll DIE laughing!!!

Your Mom is so stupid she made a bid on eBay without checking the sellers feedback profile.

Your mom is so stupid she declared war on Iraq without a UN resolution.

Your Mom is so loose it is like throwing a hot dog down the hallway

your moms so stupid she fell out of the tree raking the leaves.

Your Mom's so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

And for those of you with a little (or a lot of) Math Nerd in you, try these out while chatting online to your virtual friends!

Your mom is so stupid she tried to find the total area of the graph under the function F(x)=sin x over the interval -1

Your mom is so stupid, that the integral form -5 to 3 of the equation (ln x)dx is equal to the volume in her head.

There is no finite sub cover which contains your mom, hence your mom is not compact.

Your Mom is so dumb, she thinks cosine is something you do on a loan.

Your Mom is so fat, when she walks she sheds vortices so large that modern synoptic-scale models include her as a factor.

Your Mom is so dumb she tried to use the Pythagorean theorem to solve an obtuse triangle.


Aaron said...

'pythagorean theorem' ha ha ha 'obtuse triangle' HA HA HA HA.

You kill me Cas.

Aaron said...

Your mom's behind is so obtuse, a complimentary angle would only be a fraction of a degree.

S E E Quine said...

` I love the intellectual ones!!! Hey, waitaminute! That reminds me, I put an insult joke thing up in one of my posts as well!
` Having a contest like that would be so cool!