Friday, May 26, 2006

Only in Missouri

I was listening to NPR this morning, when i heard a small blurb about some news in Missouri.

Apparently, a Frito Lay truck was stolen from behind a market while the driver was inside. It was found 4 hours later, to have 22 bags of chips opened. Police are unsure if anything was stolen, but are on the lookout for a white overweight male caught on video tape stealing the truck.

8 comments:

Amber said...

ha, probably one of my old co-workers. Stupid chips, those aren't even the good kind. I remember about a year ago a truck full of frozen hot dogs or something got spilled on I70 in KC, I figured it was Don hijacking the dogs.

Josh said...

Maybe it was Tony Soprano.

Aaron said...

There's a giant Frito-Lay vending operation on 635 in kansas. I'd bet that it was a vending truck that got stolen. When I worked for the vending company my boss was always paranoid about somebody stealing our child molester vans.

caffeinator_x said...

The WORST job I ever had, bar none, no competition, was as a driver for Frito Lay. Not one of the big rigs like that, but a low key Dorito Wagon with a picture of Rolled Gold pretzels on the side. I wore a polo shirt w/ a pic of Chester Chetah on my boobie. 12-13 hour days. BAD scene.

I can't tell you how many times I FANTASIZED that somebody would steal the truck that was parked outside Walmart while I was dealing w/ the subhuman troglodytes working inside. Lucky bastard.

Amber said...

Man, your description of workers at wallyworld sounds frighteningly similar to the people I work with- at a science place no less. stupid troglodytes, they are best left in the pages of a Lovecraft story.

This and That said...

how funny, i was just going to write about the worst job Caff X ever had. absolutely the worse time for both of us. and the most thankless job ever!plus the fact that is involved driving and wearing a chester cheeto shirt was just ass!

S E E Quine said...

` Hee hee! I wonder if the Fritojacker thought there was something in the bags of chips?

` Oh, and... I HAVE TEH INTRAWEB!!!!

Mom said...

I know in our politically correct world, everyone has forgotten the Frito Bandito...Aye, yi, yi, yi...