Thursday, January 19, 2006

Think! Damn you, THINK!!!!!

Well my talented bloggy friends! I have a challenge for you!!! Are you prepared to accept this challenge? As per my post about Josh’s job, occasionally they need ideas for t-shirts. We could make up to .10 per t-shirt if our idea is accepted. So say Target purchases 50,000 shirts, we make an easy $5000 which would be used to bring us all together for a BLOG Convention in a random city for a weekend! What do you say?
Here is the attached email Josh sent me:

hey folks,
Libi asked if we could come up with a few girls slogans in the categories that she mentions below. Think back to school theme. We need these in the next couple of days. Monday/Tuesday at the latest.
School bashing themes preferably.

I only go to school to hang out with my friends
Is it summer yet
Most likely to......
My favorite subject is recess

So that’s the challenge. Are you up to it? Maybe ask your kids, or get input from co-workers! We could make some bank on this, people!!!


S E E Quine said...

` Is there a swim team? How about 'Chlorine; Breakfast of Champions'?

` Meh....

` It's been about a half hour and I'm still thinking.

` How about something for a real rebel or kid with really stupid teachers:

` Teachers don't know it's not bacon!

` No... oh, never mind. It's hopeless!

Amber said...

Well, I was making a list of The Breakfast Club quotes. But I realized that most of them aren't even suitable for school.

I'm being honest, asshole. I would expect you to know the difference.

Face it, you're a neo-maxi-zoom-dweebie

Being bad feels pretty good

When you grow up, your heart dies.

locomocos said...

love it! LOVE IT!!!

i was actually thinking of the Jay and Silent Bob take ON The Breakfast Club:

This group of dumbass kids ACTUALLY show up for detention....

Anonymous said...

How about just "Stupid Spoiled Whore," like the name of that store they opened for Paris Hilton wanna-bes on South Park?


jason said...

How about..."I'm sorry, my tits just can't seem to stop staring at your eyes"

S E E Quine said...

` Hahaha!!

` Hey, guys! New posts!!! A view of Mt. Pilchuck. Also, Butters Speaks if you haven't heard it yet....

Aaron said...

How about one of those neat new camophagus shirts?!? That would sell a million.

Josh said...

I kind of like the bacon one. it might work, remember, thay are little kids, they like silly stuff. I think I'll turn that in. If they select it I'll let you know. There is a guy that writes for us all the time. he makes 100,000 a year. He does nothing. He has no other job. He hit it big with a few dozen ideas and we keep selling them. I met him at a bar. thats all you need. a good slogan and sit back and take in the royalties!! : ) One of his slogans was "I do my own stunts" go to a target, you will see it there. its stupid too. one person saw it on MTV being worn by some rock star of some sort.

josh said...

ashton kutcher, thats the guy I think.

Amber said...

New Post!
Hopefully one with the information about the royalties I'll be getting