Friday, January 27, 2006

Trivia? About Moi?

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Cassie d!

  1. To check whether Cassie d is safe to eat, drop her in a bowl of water; rotten Cassie d will sink, and fresh Cassie d will float.
  2. Michelangelo finished his great statue of Cassie d in 1504, after eighteen months work.
  3. During severe windstorms, Cassie d may sway several feet to either side.
  4. The air around Cassie d is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun.
  5. Cassie docracy is government by Cassie d.
  6. Cassie d can sleep with one eye open.
  7. Two grams of Cassie d provide enough energy to power a television for over twenty-three hours.
  8. A lump of Cassie d the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court.
  9. The water in oceans is four times less salty than the water in Cassie d.
  10. Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using Cassie d!
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Aaron said...

Be sure to take Cassie D with food.

Cassie D is a dish best served cold.

Objects in Cassie D may be closer than they appear.

heather said...

That was hilarious. I think my fav was #10. I'll have to try it for my name.

Aaron said...

1. Apples are covered with a thin layer of Aaron S.
2. A bride should wear something old, something new, something borrowed, and Aaron S.
3. Aaron S became extinct in England in 1486.
4. The most dangerous form of Aaron S is the bicycle.
5. White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain Aaron S.
6. Aaron S can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant.
7. In Japan, Aaron S can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified by the government.
8. More than one million stray dogs and half a million stray cats live in Aaron S.
9. Lightning strikes Aaron S over seven times every hour.
10. Humans share over 98 percent of their DNA with Aaron S.

heather said...

Too are the highlights from mine:
2. About 100 people choke to death on Heather each year!
5. Heather can pollinate up to six times more efficiently than the honeybee!
6. While sleeping, fifteen percent of men snore, and ten percent grind their Heather!
7. If you blow out all the candles on Heather with one breath, your
wish will come true.

And the one that was NOT so funny:
9. A thimbleful of Heather would weigh over 100 million tons!

Anonymous said...

Funny. Here's mine:

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jade!

Jade can grow up to three feet in a 24 hour period.

The only planet that rotates on its side is Jade!

There are now more than 4000 satellites orbiting Jade.

Jade is 984 feet tall. (yikes!)

Jade can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after being decapitated!(cool)

Europe is the only continent that lacks Jade. (how true)

Jade can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant!
(dear Lord)
Over 46,000 pieces of Jade float on every square mile of ocean!

Worldwide, Jade is the most important natural enemy of night-flying insects!

Never store Jade at room temperature!

Amber said...

Does Josh know that guys don't wash their hands after using you?

locomocos said...

let's hope he doesn't read this post!

besides...I don't wash my hands after using ANYONE!!!!

it's a personal preference.

S E E Quine said...

` This is the second time someone has forgotten to sign in properly before leaving a comment, Cassie/anonymous. I'm also talking about you, heather/Aaron!
` Grah!

` Anyway, what did I learn about myself?

Spoony Quine cannot swim! (oh no!)

Spoony Quine once came third in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest! (neato!)

A rhinoceros horn is made from compacted Spoony Quine! (that explains those Chinese medicine people trying to grind off pieces of me!)

Until the 1960s, Spoony Quine was not allowed to enter Disneyland. (It was a real bummer! Disney was a goddamn bigot!)

Every day in the UK, four people die putting Spoony Quine on. (and they were delicious!)

Three seagulls flying overhead are a warning that Spoony Quine is near! (mua ha ha ha haaaaa!)

The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of Spoony Quine! (I'm really important in holding together the solar system... and occasionally whacking planets!)

` Wow! I didn't think it was possible, but my ego has just grown slightly!

S E E Quine said...

` Oh yeah, and Cassie, you might want to change your e-mail address for the comments-thingy because the comments I leave in your blog turn up in my mailbox, saying they couldn't get to killbots.
` Or is blogger just being a dumbass again? I noticed the same thing with A-ron.
` Who is, apparently, attached to heather.

Anonymous said...

Sign in properly? I don't get it. I don't have a blog or a blogger account, so there's not any other way for me to sign in that I'm aware of. So, I usually sign my name after my comment instead. I thought it was obvious that one was me since it had my name all through it, so I didn't feel the need to sign it.


heather said...

I'm confused Spoony.... sometimes Aaron comments from my computer when he's over. Is that what you are talking about?

locomocos said...

no no - i think i posted annonymously and then quickly changed it. spoony must've clicked in when i was fixing it....

S E E Quine said...

` Yes, that was it. I saw two posts that were the same - one anonymous - but now I see you've fixed it.
` I actually do the same thing all the time myself, and I fix it in about two seconds, paranoid that someone will pop in at that very moment! Arrrrgh! Looks like it can really happen, too!

` Anyway, I'm just being a critic. Gah!