Friday, April 28, 2006

Looking Within...

So, I’ve run across a couple ‘Hero Pages’ when I Googled Captain Jean-Luc Picard while trying to find a photo of him. I thought some people had some pretty funny ideas, especially as I started Googling people’s pages for whom they thought they most likely resembled.

I decided to do my own page of Heroes I Admire VS. “Heroes” I More than Likely Resemble:

Who I want to be like: Who I most likey Resemble:

Storm VS The Bowler from Mystery Men












Dignified, Wise, Sexy, natual leader = I throw things when i get mad


Murphy Brown VS Bridget Jones





















Saavy, No nonsense, professional reporter = Complete idiot with or without fireman's pole


Captain Janeway VS lwaxana Troi















Firm, fair, natural leader, inovator = eccentric, crazy, presumptuous


Marie Curie VS The Farside Comic

















brilliant woman in the time of male chemists = ME


Natalie Portman VS Tara Reid














glamorous, intelligent, respectable = drunk party loudmouth


Hilary Clinton VS Ted Kennedy














intelligent, can hold her own = 'nuff said




Andy (Goonies) VS Stef (Goonies)









dating the dream boat = making out with a 12 year old



Grace Kelly VS Ellen DeGeneres
















Graceful = no grace



Wayne Campbell VS Chris Farley from The Chris Farley Show















has a great talk show and knows how to party = Van down by the river

12 comments:

Aaron said...

Are you trying to say that you're violent, dumb, crazy, drunk, fat, and making out with a 12 year old in your van down by the river?

S E E Quine said...

` Yeah!!! Go, Cassie!

` BTW, I want you all to know that I do read your blogs as much as I can, yet I usually have no time to comment on them as I refuse to pay for internet time anymore.
` So... I haven't totally abandoned you!!

S E E Quine said...

` OH SHOOT! I can't comment on anyone else's blog but yours!! WTF!?!?!?
` Well, assuming Aaron comes by, I think he should know that I think it's cool he has his own personal holiday.
` And Amber... you need a robot henchman to guard your flowers. Also, I think those photos of Tom Cruise have been altered to remove the foam from his mouth.

Amber said...

Quine, that's odd about the commenting, do you want to be my henchwo-man?

caffeinator_x said...

Steph from Goonies + The Bowler = Caff_X Sandwich.

I like my "Strange" w/ a capital "S"

caffeinator_x said...

Cassie,

you... must... audition...

http://denver.craigslist.org/tfr/155165420.html

locomocos said...

i have found that this layout only shows up well in explorer.....
every other browser makes it look like shite.

locomocos said...

as much as i imagine myself to look like an amazon warrior, alas, i am only 5'2".

and i have an athletic build if you consider bowling to be the sport of choice!

ahahahahahaha!

i liked how the requirements for the justice league specifies 'Good Teeth'

apparently they've had some real snaggletooth's come in!

This and That said...

would love to see the auditons for this...my guess is that it will be a lot of 'Up with People'. You should go and take pics of this...I don't think it matters if you are 5'2''....when you put on those ass kickin boots you will seem 5'10''!
Did Caff X ever tell you he had a call back from MTV for a new superhero reality show they were thinking of putting together years ago? I think he called his superhero 'Flippin Idiot'. (I am not joking.)

S E E Quine said...

` Sure, Amber, if I can make it over there!

Laura said...

I always liked to think of myself as She-Ra meets Bridget Jones (without the pole).

jason said...

Laura, if you ever knew what Aaron and I made She-ra and He-man do in your Barbie dream house....you'd blush. Actually, it wasn't He-man....it was Adam, his secret identity action figure. I'm pretty sure Strawberry Shortcake and My Pretty Pony joined in.