Monday, March 26, 2007

Scenes From a Hat

"Wait. We can not break bread with you. You have taken the land which is rightfully ours. Years from now my people will be forced to live in mobile homes on reservations. Your people will wear cardigans, and drink highballs. We will sell our bracelets by the road sides, and you will play golf. My people will have pain and degradation. Your people will have stick shifts. The gods of my tribe have spoken. They said do not trust the pilgrims. And especially do not trust Sarah Miller. For all these reasons I have decided to scalp you and burn your village to the ground. "

Happy Monday! (or should I wait for Wednesday?)



Josh said...

Wednesday is awesome.

Aaron said...

Let's hope you don't run into her in Paraguay.