Friday, November 10, 2006

Kirstie is Cuttin' some Mustard

So Kirstie Alley sure is shedding some pounds on Jenny Craig!
Good for her!
Going from this:

To this:

Is pretty good! She's lost 75 lbs so far!

I still don't know if I'd wear a bikini on Oprah - but if I was going to do it on any show - it would be that one!

I do think it's amazing that she looked great and continued to work even though she gained tons of weight. They gave her so much shit - AND Janet Jackson - about gaining weight. My first instinct is to say, "Srew You Society!" but hey - it wasn't like they only gained 15 lbs and the media was screaming - they were seriously overweight (well, to be honest, I don't know how much Janet weighed, they just gave her a lot of crap)!

SO: Good for you, Kristie! You look fabulous! Keep it up!

It's so crappy that society dictates what women 'should' look like. Did you know that the media thought Kate Winslet was heavy in Titanic? She was a size 6!

And right around the same time - people said Drew Barrymore was keeping on some baby fat with her new string of movies in 1998 at a size 8!

For us women, we know that's crazy. But for you guys, the average size in Hollywood at that time was a size 2. The average size in Hollywood now? Size 0. What kind of guy likes women who are the size of small pubescent young boys? Apparently TONS.
So - before you start telling me that Kiera Knightly has the most perfect body (for an 11 year old boy with big lips) you can suck my big white buttocks. The average size for an American woman now is size 10-12 and a height of 5'4. I'm not saying this is where women SHOULD be - but it's where they ARE.

Now, the last thing I would want to do is fantacize about a skeleton in a bag. But hey - That's just me.
I will end this rant with another kudos to all those 'healthy' actresses out there. Thanks for showing the rest of us ladies that it IS okay to be comfortable weighing that ginormous amount of 120lbs - as opposed to 85!

End Rant. Go back to your activities.


This and That said...

I don't think I am exaggerating when I say that I married someone who likes woman with a little meat on their bones, so the realistic and good men are out there. Maybe it is the 10 pound camera thing that causes 'stars' to have to be so thin, but lately the trend is super thin and really scary. Having a daughter I see it as SO unhealthy for her to someday think that a size 0 or even 2 is good looking. But with my genes she will have a bust and hips so she will be 'blessed'. On the other side, I had a long term relationship with a guy that I could feel his hipbones and it was nasty! But he couldn't gain weight. Just naturally thin. I have been so many sizes and even today look at my wedding pics and think I looked the best then even though I was sick and was losing weight without trying. I think I was a size 4 before I had a seizure and that is too thin for y height. So the 'thin' mentality is even in me when I look at a pic, knowing I was unhealthy and sick ,and think I looked so much better. My dancing years don't count because I had to be thin then or get fired....just like Hollywood.

jason said...

I'm with you Cass....Hooray for normal women. Hooray for Boobies!. I can't stand these thin and "ultra" thin women. Never saw the appeal of being able to play xylaphone on a women's ribs. Also, these type of women don't have any curves. They really do look like pre-pubescent boys. Yuck! P.S. I thought Kate Winslet in Titanic was sexy as hell....go figure being that she was a ghastly size 6.

2 Dollar Productions said...

Kirstie Alley looks great, but it shouldn't have been too hard for her to shed some weight at I just posted what she was eating on Thursday (and it was a lot).

And Kate Winslet is pretty ideal in my mind as she is a phenomenal actress with a perfect set of curves.

Great combination.

Aaron said...

I like the ghetto booty. I have to admit that when I see a girl come in with an itty-bitty waist and a round thing in my face I get, well, sprung. Being a white boy, I feel the need to shout, baby got back!

Anonymous said...

` Heh heh! Yeah! Having a figure is generally considered to be attractive all around the world. What in the hell? Then again, in Ancient Greece eleven-year-old boys were considered attractive to men, who sexually molested them all the time. Maybe it has something to do with that....
` Then again, tons and tons of guys are attracted to be despite the fact that I weigh 140 lbs. It's my FIGURE I tell you!!!