My Deductive Reasoning is as Follows:
-You know how Christine was a 58 Plymouth Fury?
-Well Janet (as she is now called) is a 66 Dodge Dart.
Connection: Dodge and Plymouth were closely related, they were both 4 doors, and very long.
-Christine was purchased for $300 from some dead dude’s crazy brother.
-Janet was purchased by my x-boyfriend from Amber’s old roommate, Darla.
Connection: My ex-boyfriend had a crazy mother who used to ‘borrow’ money from him all the time.
-Christine loved her new owner, Arnie, SO MUCH that she would try to KILL anyone who hurt him, or anyone of whom she was jealous.
-Janet apparently doesn’t love me at all, as she has KILLED my bank account while I’ve owned her. She shows her ‘jealousy’ by breaking down with me in it ALONE on the highway.
Connection: Both cars can break hearts. Literally.
-Christine gets damaged, and then magically fixes the problem brand new ALL BY HERSELF.
-Janet has to be sent to the mechanic, and as soon as she gets home, she decides something totally unrelated to the first problem has to be replaced for around an additional $400.
Connection: Both cars have problems at some point. They just handle them differently.
I’d rather have a psycho car that has a taste for blood, instead of a taste for liquidating my checkbook.