Monday, April 02, 2007

Favorite Onion Articles

I'm pretty busy this week, but I took some time to search out some good Onion articles if you're in the mood for some laughs.

Mom Finds Out About Blog

The Onion

Mom Finds Out About Blog

MINNEAPOLIS, MN-In a turn of events the 30-year-old characterized as "horrifying," Kevin Widmar announced Tuesday that his mother Lillian has discovered his weblog.



The Onion

Burger King Going Cageless

Burger King announced that it would begin buying pork and eggs from farms that do not cage or crate their animals. What do you think?






Maybe I Can Impress Her With My <i>Holy Grail</i> Quotes

The Onion

Maybe I Can Impress Her With My Holy Grail Quotes

Ah, Aimee Porter. How often I have gazed at you from across the coffee shop, longing to smell your hair, to feel your sympathetic cheek against mine.



Remember Me? Im That Kid Who Had A Report Due On Space

The Onion

Remember Me? I'm That Kid Who Had A Report Due On Space

Hey there. Remember me? I'm that kid who had a report due on space. You probably don't recognize me because it was a long time ago. I used to wear my hair totally different.



And A-ron - for some reason the pic in this article always reminded me of you!

The Onion

T.A. Spotted At Bar

STATE COLLEGE, PA-Teaching assistant Drew Phelan was witnessed talking and laughing at an area bar Monday.



I Bet I Can Speak Spanish

The Onion

I Bet I Can Speak Spanish

Hello, amigos! El soy quando agunto! Ella balloona balunga espanyo!



Huge Quantities Of Primo Shit Incinerated By Feds

The Onion

Huge Quantities Of Primo Shit Incinerated By Feds

LAKE ARROWHEAD, CA-A ton of people up and down the coast were seriously bumming Monday, when the Drug Enforcement Administration announced the seizure and destruction of huge quantities of seriously primo shit.

1 comment:

Aaron said...

Mindy and I do not think that gentleman in the onion article bears any sort of resemblance to me. I think you've been away from KC for too long.