Friday, December 15, 2006

Soy is making kids 'gay'

So, I finally found out the equation:
READ THIS AWESOME ARTICLE






Take one baby.......








PLUS







Soy Milk and Soy Products






EQUALS



My friend, Ed.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

And vegetarians are smarter

So

Soy + vegetarianism = Really smart gay people?

caffeinator_x said...

FINALLY, This explains why there are so many gay animals in nature... penguins... dogs... gorillas... Mary Cheney...

IT'S ALL THE DELICIOUS, SOY-BASED PRODUCTS MARKETED BY THE HOMOSEXUAL AGENDA!

oh, wait, that can't be it...

Better get cracking on some more cutting-edge, scientifical research... now where did I leave my Old Testament?

Anonymous said...

Ok, I admit, CaffX, it wasn't the most brilliant research or article, but the OLD TESTAMENT?

caffeinator_x said...

I was refering to Cassie's article, not yours, Ding-Dong!

Hey, Number One Son doesn't like cake either... which is indicative of... Hmmm...

Does cake make you gay?

Anonymous said...

` I tried to make myself gay by eating soy products. It didn't work.

thisand that said...

I read this research awhile ago...hilarious!!! and I can just see the lawsuits from rednecks whose Pediatricians recommended Soy Formula to their babies, if they grow up and like Barbra a little too much.

Anonymous said...

The article says that your uterus might swell up Spoony. Have you noticed any change?

They would have to like Bob too much, rather than Barbara, because apparently it only works on men.

2 Dollar Productions said...

That must have been one hell of a lot of soy products.

Anonymous said...

Aaron- your gaydar must be off. It is Barbra, as in Barbra Streisand. Go rent some Funny Girl to recharge it.

Anonymous said...

T&T, usually I find my 'gaydar' to be woefully inadequate when it comes to recognizing ideas that are commonplace to gay people.

Cas, here's a fun job for you... When you finally do switch to the new blogger you will have the opportunity to go back and 'label' all of your previous posts which effectively catagorizes them and makes them searchable based on the content of the post.

Anonymous said...

` The only thing is, it's so much work!! I still haven't done all mine!!! Then again, I have unpresedented amounts of posts. I just put up three in the past couple of days!
` ...Also, it erases everyone's profile pic in the comments sections. That's slightly irritating, because I liked many people's past profile images!

Anonymous said...

` And no, my uterus is well-behaved. Except for that one time a month....