Monday, August 14, 2006

America's Finest News Source = The Onion

9 comments:

Aaron said...

Is it still contraception if fertilization has taken place?

That would be a good way for mothers to get around charges if they kill their kids. It's the 'extremely-late-term emergency contraception' defense.

Amber said...

I agree with the last one the most, that is essential to growing up.

caffeinator_x said...

HA!

Truly "America's Finest News Source"

locomocos said...

a-ron -
that really falls under 'Plan C' - right?

i laughed my azz off at 'the contraceptive-free utopia that is Africa'.....

2 Dollar Productions said...

The Africa line is a killer, and someone at work has an Onion calendar which nearly always provides a quick laugh and break from work.

Aaron said...

I definitely agree with the cervical mucus part.

You're right about the Plan C part Cas. Do you think people would be intimidated if I told them I was going to go 'Plan C' on their ass?

S E E Quine said...

` Ha ha ha!!! 'Don't make me go 'Plan C' on you! I like it.

` Yeah, the contraceptive free Utopia that is Africa... I know people who would rather have it that way!!

` The Onion is my friend.

` Also, I know nothing about cervical mucus... I guess that's because I can't see it.

Amber said...

New post, new posty-post, now pest!

This and That said...

time for a new post when 'cervical mucus' becomes the topic....