Wednesday, November 30, 2005


Most of you know how much i scorn doctors. Most of you know exactly where i think they should put their "high demand short supply" flu shots.
Well, i gracefully accept defeat this year, as i have succumbed to the dreaded Q Virus.
Okay, okay. I mean flu virus.
I am at home today, which means i will have all the time in the world to read you blogs, buy things on ebay, and examine Josh's file aptly named 'file'. i can only assume this is his MAN file - but i won't go any further than that.
Yes, i will sit on my couch watching daytime TV, eating bon bons, and enjoying the good life - until i take that Nyquil. Nyquil to dull the pain of my throat, head, nose, and body. It will peacefully put me to sleep so i will hurt no more. Peacefully? More like knocked down by a train. How did that comedian once describe it?
The Nighttime
Sore throat
How the hell did i get on my kitchen floor medicine.

wish me luck - and let's hope i get better by tomorrow. i don't have any sick days left!


josh coast said...

Um, uh, hmm, "file"? what do you mean? Uh, that must have gotten there when my friend browed my computer... he lives in Niagara Falls. I don't know his number any more so you can't call him and ask him about it... umm, yea.

caffeinator_x said...

Let's see what's in my man-file!



S E E Quine said...

` Awwwww... you're not feeling well. No wonder you've been reading my incredibly long 'The Mad Doctor' serial!
` I hate NyQuil for its somnambulatifying properties but oh well. It lets me breathe through my nose at night.
` Of course, in the daytime, there's DayQuil, in case you don't want to be wondering what you've been doing the whole day...

S E E Quine said...

` Also... PICCIES!!!!!!!