I read this last week and laughed my azz off. Unfortunately, I didn't have time to post anything about it. Now, as I have no time to post about my trip to KC, you should read it.
This and That and Black Petunia both read Go Fug Yourself.
P.s. Thanks for getting me addicted!
I would encourage you to scroll down to June 26, 2006 and keep going backward - to read the wonderful Tibute to Aaron Spelling, who died last month.
It's already archived, so you'll have to scroll past all the other fugliness before you get to the creme. Trust me. It's well worth it.