So I was sittin' in my swamp the other day, and I decided to list the reasons as to why I, PCV Paraguay Cassie Doolittle, am just like Shrek. First I'll write up the list, and then we can discuss.
Top 10 Reasons why Shrek is Cassie, and Cassie is Shrek:
1. Shrek and Cassie live in a swamp
2. Shrek and Cassie have layers. Shrek is an onion, Cassie is Parfait.
3. Shrek and Cassie eat bugs (although Shrek does this intentionally, I do it while eating my beans and oatmeal)
4. Shrek has plaid pants with holes. Cassie has ugly pants with holes.
5. Shrek is an Ogre. Cassie feels like an Ogre compared to the average petite Paraguayan.
6. Shrek is a Lone Fairy Creature in a world of men. Cassie is a lone Norte Americana in a world of Paraguayans.
7. Shrek and Cassie have a quirky sidekick. Shrek has Donkey, Cassie has the Virgin of Caacupe
8. Shrek and Cassie have gross teeth (especially after eating barbecue. It's almost impossible to get all the meat out of them with or without floss)
9. Shrek is on a quest for a deed. Cassie is on a quest to DO a good deed.
10. Shrek finds a princess as disgusting as he is. Cassie will someday find a disgusting prince, too...? wait...I might rethink that one....
So there you have it folks. A Case study of Shrek and Cassie. Get Outta MY SWAMP!!!!!