Wednesday, November 10, 2004

second time around

Everyone knows that re-heated food never tastes as good as when it's fresh (except green bean caserole, which just keeps getting better). But fast food is the worst. i actually believe that the more you heat it up, the faster the impurities grow. An example of this, is this kid bought some McD's. He was working retail so he had to help some customers before he could finish his lunch. He ended up heating it up 3 times before he got to eat it. The enevitable happend, and he got sick! I blame it on the re-heating process. Those micro-waves will get ya! They will infect your mind!!! Then it moves on through your body, infusing with your heatly tissue....

Whew! Kinda got psycho there for a minute. Actually, the whole reason i brought up the microwaving fast food issue, was because i went to Long John Silver's yesterday. I tried to play it all cool with my co-worker, by saying that i really wasn't a big fan of the fish eatery. i actually hadn't eaten there since i was a kid. But lo and behold- i ordered a fish and chicken combo, and it was like eating heaven! Pure, delectible, greasy beyond belief, heaven. I couldn't eat my entire meal, so i saved it for today.
i kept thinking about the golden crispy batter, the moist chicken awaiting me inside it's grease dipped coat. So i had to eat it for breakfast.

And it was good.

Except for the hush puppies. They sucked ass.
So, the point of this whole thing: Don't re-heat hush puppies. There is no point in saving them. Do yourself and the hush puppies a favor, and eat them fresh. i know you want to save a little somethin' somethin' for later - but trust me on this one.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

this blog is sweet! i read every entry. it made me laugh. it's occurring to me now that i can't come up with any quirky observations, so i'll just say keep up the good work!

Anonymous said...

this blog is sweet! i read every entry. it made me laugh. it's occurring to me now that i can't come up with any quirky observations, so i'll just say keep up the good work!