Saturday, June 20, 2009

Does this look good cause I´m in Paraguay?

Whoa. Look what I found on evite:


Leave it to sexy soul singer Luther Vandross to come up with the ultimate in over-indulgence. Elvis, your fried peanut butter and bacon sandwich has nothin’ on this.

For Fathers’ Day, here’s what most people usually make: hot dogs, beans, burgers served on normal buns (I shudder at the thought). Imagine how excited Dad will be when he experiences the crazy salt/sweet intensity of the bacon doughnut burger.

It’s certainly not good for you. In fact, if you have high cholesterol, for the love of God, stop reading now. But it’s unquestionably tasty and popping up all over the place, from a tiny doughnut shop in Massachusetts to the Food Network (Paula Deen created one for the “ladies” with an egg on top).

Here is the original recipe: glazed doughnut, hamburger patty, cheese and bacon. For a truly authentic experience, use a Krispy Kreme.

Bacon Doughnut Burgers
1¼ pounds ground beef
1 egg
1 teaspoon garlic powder or onion powder (or whatever seasoning you prefer)
salt and pepper
4 slices of cheddar cheese
8 bacon slices
4 glazed doughnuts, sliced in half horizontally
Mix beef with egg and garlic powder, and season lightly with salt and pepper. Form into 4 patties. Cover and refrigerate for about 1 hour. Meanwhile, fire up the grill.

Place burgers on grate and grill until meat is to desired level of doneness. Top each burger with a slice of cheese during the last minute so the cheese will melt. Remove from grill, and let burgers rest 2 to 3 minutes to reabsorb the juices.

Meanwhile, fry bacon in skillet, place on paper towels when done, and pat off grease. Leave about 1 tablespoon of bacon grease in skillet. Place doughnut halves in skillet and fry over medium heat until slightly toasty. Alternatively, place doughnut halves on grill over low heat until toasty.
Place patties on doughnut halves, top each with two bacon slices and remaining doughnut halves.

Makes 4

Friday, June 05, 2009

This is Peace Corps Paraguay!

My friend Ricardo did this video for candidates of Paraguay! Most of the people in this video are current volunteers and I have drank beers with them! Good work! Hope you understand Paraguay a little more, and if this doesn't work, here's the link!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZA78xUzwTA

Notice the beekeeping, and detergent making! I work in the field as well, and yes, have driven an ox cart!

I'm a Peace Corps Volunteer, dammit! Not a Graphic Designer!

Okay, so I was coming into Asuncion today for a flu shot, and I saw an add for a food festival coming up. The funny thing about food festivals, is that because Paraguayans are not very food adventurous, its the same staples over and over, just prepared by a different person. I would compare it to a BBQ cookoff, but its usually the same ingredients, and most likely, the same spices. Maybe just different amounts. So - to sum up - the food festival not too diverse, but booths and booths of say 5 great comfort food favorites.

But the logo for the festival is what got me:


What is that fork trying to say to you? I think...it looks...smelly. Notice, there is no food indicated on the fork. It's just...a... smelly fork.

Like I said, I'm no logo designer, but this reminds me of something someone put in a pile of poo. Then pulled it out and said, "hey, this stinks. Smell it!" and shoves it in your face.

I also just had a conversation with one of my ladies in site. She asked me why the economy in the United States was so bad. I realized as I started explaining to her, that she has no idea what economics IS. She never had a class in 9th grade where she watched that Michael Moore video about Flint, MI. In my broken GuaranĂ­, I decided to talk to her about supply and demand, and the point of equilibrium (thank you Mr. Volker). I even had to take it down a notch and explain to her that most people live in cities, don't grow ANY of their own food or livestock, NOR have ANY relatives that do so. I had to explain that if the local mini shop down the road that sells flour, pasta, oil, and sugar cane whiskey ran out of customers, and no one grew beans or corn, what would they eat? Okay, so I'm not doing a great job of relating, but she didn't even understand how different our lives were in the united states, let alone a people that live in a city and produce NOTHING.

I had to break it down to what she understood. The stock market. And Frozen Concentrated Orange Juice.


It was a tough day.


Monday, May 04, 2009

More Photos on Flickr!


Out of Money

Fellin' a little down today. I have been working my butt off in site, and I got to come into town today for a little bit of R 'n R. I had planned on buying some delicious food, making some serious photocopies for my upcoming presentation, and possibly buying a much sought after blender. But when I get to the bank - guess what?

No money.

Because it's the beginning of the month, most government employees get paid. But instead of using a debit card, or pulling out a little cash for the week, most employees take out their entire pay checks - which leaves the bank line OUT THE BUILDING and the ATMs out of cash. My trip into town is pretty much useless, so I guess i will just use the computer, and come back this weekend when there isn't a Mary Poppins-like rush on the bank.

To top it all off, May 1st was a holiday, so I had a really really long weekend. Weekends are okay, don't get me wrong. The only problem is that nothing is open, and no buses are running. So I sat in my site while most people were gone visiting families. That is kinda a crapper about Peace Corps. Unless you make a really close family tie with a host family, or a nearby neighbor, sometimes it's hard not to be the red headed stepchild of your community. At least in my community, everyone just assumes you're doing something, so you almost have to invite yourself to hang out with other families, and let's face it. Sometimes it just gets tiring being the pushy outsider.
So the extra long holiday weekend consisted of me making bread the whole time, since I just got some new gas for my oven. It wasn't TOO bad, but enough to make me really want to get away to town for the day. Usually, there are a few other volunteers floating around, so we can usually meet up for lunch, or terere, or just shop together. But again, today is a crapshoot cause everybody is busy and I just want a buddy. Wahhhh.

ItalicOkay. So enough whinning. I'm over it. I just bought a hard-to-find Diet Coke, so I feel a little better. I will end up just going to the market and buying some cheap veggies and possibly an expensive can of pringles. I can make it in the country another week without spending a cien (or in the US - a dime)!

Last Thursday, we started our radio program. It's really ghetto....and FABULOUS!!!! I finally got ahold of the president of the coop, and he opened the radio door for me and my 2 closest neighbors in Jykyty (pronounced Joo Koo Too). We had a sound board, a cd player, and a microphone - with electrical tape all over everything. The beauty part about this, was that he showed us how to operate the cd player, mic, and volume, and then left us alone. We all spoke in Guarani and Spanish, and called our show Joparadio. Jopara is what people call the mix of the Spanish language and the traditional Guarani language. So if someone asks me which language I speak, I reply that I speak Jopara which in guarani means 'Mix' or 'all thrown together'. So if I had a basket of lots of different fruits and veggies I could say that I had a jopara of food! The name for the radio station has been used by other volunteers before, but since my coop antenae only reaches about a 3 mile radius, I don't think anyone will mind.
So because not too many people were listening, and it was our first show and we haven't gotten the word out quite yet, talking on the radio was really easy! We messed up and had bad feedback and awkward pauses, but otherwise, it was really chill and we had tons of fun! I'll bring my camera, and I'm going to try and tape a show - on a cassette tape, there is no computer - so maybe I'll be able to play it down the line!
We will be having our show every other week, so the next one is scheduled May 14th the day beforeThe New Star Trek comes out on Mother's Day.

I seriously doubt this will make it to Paraguay, seeing as how no one is a trekkie here except me, and a few people that still live with their parents in the city. Although that is very common here.....

Monday, April 27, 2009

Semana Santa

cooking in the tatakuaa. they are using pans, but may paraguayans use banana leaves as cookie sheets!

anthony pickin his banjo. he has a garage door in his living room. i wish i HAD a living room.
I am working hard being very stoic. I think i am thinking about which to eat first.

making chipa. look at that dough! you take the dough and kneed it until it is shapeable into circles or whatever shape you like.

Paraguayans love to pose for pictures. Even if it´s behind a drunk guy.

we made PEEPS out of chipa!!!
Anthony´s host mom and host grandma. they love me.

Uh..i don´t know.

making a blanket. anthony´s host family weave blankets and hammoks. I really sucked at it.


My easter egg. They don´t know this tradition. It´s a little like the eater bell David Sedaris talks about in Paris.

So there are just a few pics. if you´re interested in more, go to my flickr account!!!

Friday, April 03, 2009

Too many Recuerdos....

My dad sent me this and asked if I had been in Paraguay too long....

A new Photo

I have nothing to post. This coming week is Semana Santa, which is the biggest holiday in Paraguay. It is because of Saints week that we got all that glorious scantly clad, foamy, drunk Carnival last month. This month - lent. And then....CHIPA.
This coming week I will be taking lots and lots of photos of 'JUST WHAT IS SEMANA SANTA, PARAGUAY'. I will post them as soon as possible.

but for now, my mother has asked me to change the photo because she doesn't like that stick guy in a hospital bed picture.

Boxes of wine are the norm in Paraguay. It's really better as there is no trash pic up, and there are bottles and trash just lying around all over the place. At least boxes can be burned in your trash pit. Not that I endorce burning trash. Tastes like Boone's Farm. With better pictures....


Carnival, Oviedo! Who is spraying foam at that innocent man???

After my Women's race in Asuncion, PY. All the photos taken of this day were after I just ran my heart out. I look awful. Yuck. I am a tomato face.

I am a tough tomato face.

There you go, mom. Hope this is better!!! I promise to post more next week of my exciting adventures of eating as much food as possible!!!!

Monday, March 09, 2009

I'm So EXCITED about Development Work!!!

So just a little blurb about what I´ve been up to lately. I´m currently working with my womens group on a 'project'. Most people know that this word means 'free stuff from grants' so everyone is really excited. I´ve decided that my community needs some heavy duty health solutions. Of course, so does every other community, but my community has some experience in working with a specific grant company, so we're gonna give it a whirl.



My 'project' is Healthy Kitchens. Most women cook on a dirty old fogĂ³n, dirt floor, pig/chicken pens next to the hook where the meat hangs for a week. So my idea is to get a grant that will give us concrete floors, screened in window, cabinets and an indoor sink. My community has running water, but most just have 1 spicket outside somewhere. Along with this grant, i will be giving informational talks, and we will be building trash pits, compost piles, and a drain pit (in landscaping, it would be a sunken drain - covered hole filled with rock to slowly seep the used water back into the landscape). This will take care of mosquitos, rats, and snakes that frequent the average Paraguayan trash pile out back.
Right now we are in the designing stage and it´s going pretty slow. I´m trying to let the women drive the project and just interveen when necessary. My next design meeting will be on budgeting. We tried a little of this last week, and only a few people actually participated while the rest just sat and stared. It´s hard getting people to come out of their shells.

I´m also starting a radio show in my county of La Pastora. I will be going into the COOP on Wednesday with my closest neighboring volunteers to set something up with the intendente. I´m really excited. Maybe we can figure out how to tape a show and I can post wav files or video of us talking in Guarani. I´m pretty sure all the Paraguayans will laugh their butts off.
A side note is that I´ve finally gotten a spanish tutor, so maybe I'll finally be able to talk to people who live in the rest of South America.

I´m starting a cooking class with one of my other womens committes. Our first attempt at homemade bread didn´t quite go as well as I had hoped, but we're easing into it. The soap making has been going well too. I think I may just start my own company when I get back to the states.....

Big news on the personal front is that I'm training for my first official 5k run. My friend Kristin is my trainer and I´m really excited. I realize I've been a little stressed out in site (with my project and being eaten to death by all things bug). But as Elle from Legally Blonde says, 'Exercise causes endorfins, endorfins make people happy. Happy people just don´t kill their husbands.' Not that i am in danger of killing anyones husband, but maybe a random mitai'i throwing rocks at my house. So i figure I´d better start exercising more. My race is March 22, so wish me luck.


Nothing else to report. I still love hearing from all of you. I miss you and the countdown is started. I get out in December and it´s already March! Time is FLYING!!!!

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Just a few random pics...

buildin my lean-to

SANTA!!! I know him!

San Telmo, Buenos Aires


Lujan, the day after my 31st bday

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

My friend Paul sent me this article from Colorado Springs, CO

Here's a fun post from the Colorado Springs police blotter.

Incident Date February 4, 2009 Time 1:54:00 AM Division Gold Hill Shift
III
Title Robbery Location 145 N Spruce Street
Summary Officers responded to a robbery at a 7-11 at 145 N Spruce St.
The victim said a white male in a black jacket, blue jeans and wearing a
black mask entered the store with a sword. The suspect demanded money
from the victim. He left with an undisclosed amount of money. The
suspect then left southbound on foot. Officers searched the area,
however no contact was made with the suspect.

At approximately 0220 hours, at a 7-11 store at 2407 N Union Blvd a male
matching the previous description, entered the store with a sword. He
demanded money from the store clerk, however he did not obtain any money
at that location. He left the store on foot in an unknown direction.

There was no vehicle description in either robbery. There were no
injuries to either victim. The sword was described as a Star Trek
Klingon type sword, a "Batleth".



I love trekkies. Even trekkie robbers. I especially love it that he got no money!!! Wha????

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Carnival!

Well, it´s February again, so what does that mean in Paraguay?
Carnival!
Booze, foam, and yes, scantly clad women in a parade that lasts all night.

I decided to update my blog, but I can´t seem to load my photos, so this one will have to do.

I just got back from Encarnacion, Paraguay, where Anthony and I went to Carnival. It was pretty crazy, but I guess we went on a bum night, cause apparently other volunteers who went down after us told me some stories that i cannot repeat on this blog. No no, nothing bad! Let´s just say, a lot of foam....

After Encarn (which is about a 6.5 hr bus ride from Asuncion), we went up to Santiago where we attended a music festival, which was more like a rodeo. Another bus took us to where we went swimming in the river in Ayolas. This was about a 2.5hr bus ride Northwest of Encarcacion. I then headed up to spend the night in Anthony´s site which is in Carapegua (which is close to Paraguari on the map).

I´ve just gotten back to Coronel Oviedo, which is my main city. It´s really hot and i´m lugging around a giant backpack with lots of dirty, dirty clothes. I´ve decided that this year, I will be visiting lots of fellow volunteers to see the rest of Paraguay (not just my little portion!). A way that volunteers can do this is by working with their buddies! For example, I want to visit my friend Anne who lives near Ciudad del Este. In order to do this, we will be making soap at her site with her women´s comite! It´s productive for the communities, as well as for the volunteers who want to spend a few short (i mean 5-6) hrs on a bus to see the rest of the country! I love my job!
I have lots of fun activities planned within my own community, for example worm composting, fogĂ³n improvement, and community gardening! I plan on taking lots of photos, so keep an eye out for some updates!

Friday, January 16, 2009

Thursday, January 01, 2009

Sunday, December 28, 2008

Blog in Review

Since I have lately been ill, AND in the United States with WiFi, I have been pondering the internet lately. I have since being here, joined Facebook, which after a long hour trying to figure out how to upload the limited photos on my mom's computer (because yes..my laptop has finally died. I guess G3s aren't invincible like i once thought) I realized that I am the only person on the internet that wasn't on facebook. My mom even had a profile! WTF??? I too, have gone to the dark side. I will be adding my facebook link to my links section if anyone is interested, but seriously, it's just like myspace without all the bands. But you all know that.



I have also been trying to organize my blogs. Since I have been blogging since 2004 thanks to my ole favorite, Planetdan, I have a crapton of blogs before the invention of posting labels. While a labourous journey at first, I find the real reason for doing this is to take some time to review some of my favorite posts (or at least some of the most amusing).



As I was browsing I founds a few of interest:

scenarios

Read the comments, very concise



let's take a moment to reflect

These posts made me laugh as i now have concrete floors and call myself lucky, not to mention having had a real ant problem. To read the other apartment posts, just type 'apartment' in the "search this blog box"



rock bandana

This just made me laugh to recall my drunken discussion with Greg



what i did at school today

one of the few landscape plans online, but don't worry. this didn't even make it into my portfolio. Just an average day at the office.


i rant, therefore i am
I still believe this

and now for something completely different
i like the discussion this post got

apparently this programmer hates his job
still makes me laugh

class reunion to remember
cause my yearbook photos are hilarious

how many jello shots can i do?
because this made me laugh out loud (about the lip gloss)

i think my car is christine's evil cousin
ahh...when i miss the dart, i read this post

report: sci-fi fantasy movie seen as kid did not withstand the test of time
and of course, Krull

so a few for a read, but really I'm just sitting around being sick. So if you're bored take a look. If you're really bored, just search the for the word 'quiz' on my blogs, and do as many internet pop quizzes as you want. I used to belong to Quizilla.








Holiday Cheer


Povaticia (not bernice's)
Originally uploaded by locomocos
Yummy povaticia, spiral ham, and eggnog. All the things i wish i was eating if i didn't have the friggin flu. I've been sick for the last week and can't seem to beat this thing. Welcome back to the US, i guess. At least I am sick with a flu (that i have since found out most people have been having for 2 weeks) is that I'm at my mom's so she can baby me. I've been drinking orange juice and 7up galore. I felt a little better last night, so my stepdad made me a ginormous steak. I couldn't even eat half of it, but it was good. I'm barely able to talk, as I lost my voice, but my mom turned on the in home intercom so I could summon her whenever I needed. I've been watching Star Trek and Magnum P.I. for the last 4 days. Being sick is even starting to feel normal.
Scary.
I leave for Nashville tomorrow. Let's hope I don't infect my dad!
I've got some new photos on flickr! Check 'em out!

Saturday, December 27, 2008

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

We've been avoiding the real issue.....

A slow procession....
At age 3
At age 12

at age 21

Hmm...guess who's turning 31 in less than a month....


Did you say 31? Uhhh....

Thursday, November 13, 2008

It's not much, really!

This is it. The list of all lists. I have been in Paraguay for 1 year, and I am homesick for certain...shall we say...important items.

When I say items, I really mean food.

My mom asked me to put together a list of some food and things I wanted to do when i came home for a couple weeks. Oddly enough, the 'Things to do list' was a lot shorter than the 'Foods I have to Eat' when I get home.

Here are some highlights:

Things I haven't done in a year and would like to:
  • Eat Tillamook Extra Sharp Cheddar (there is NO cheddar chee in PY)
  • Drink good beer
  • Go to the Movies and eat popcorn and hot dogs
  • Go Bowling
  • Take lots of baths
  • Go to the bathroom in the middle of the night without squatting and getting a mosquito bite on my kashi*
  • Get a pedicure (although I'm pretty sure my feet are far beyond help at this point)
  • Get FAT


Food I must eat to accomplish last objective on things to do list:


  • Totinos Pizza
  • Coffee - I've been drinking Nescafe for a year, people!!!
  • Sammiches
  • BBQ - without the sauce. so just grilled meat without chunks of fat and gristle
  • Dunkin Donuts
  • The Feast at the Ameristar Casino
  • a Chinese buffet
  • Pizza Street
  • Nachos

So there you have it folks. Just SOME of the things I've been missing. Trust me, I have lots more, but I only have 3 weeks....

*Guarani for Hoo-Ha