mmmm.....chipotle......

My burrito has 46g of fat, and
1054 calories. How about yours?

Actually, that's alot of calories. Click on that site to see just how many calories EVERYTHING is at Chipotle!!

So i came across this picture as i was searching for some info on Chipotle.com!

Pretty funny!! That baby is so TEENY!!!! Her parents must really like these burritos, if after the wife delieverd her baby the first thing she asked for was a Chipotle burrito....

I wonder what's in it!

mmm.....

i think i'm just really hungry!

hello. my name is Cassie......and I'm a D-aholic!!!

Friends -

It's true.
I, yes I am obsessed with Tenacious D.
i watch the collected masterpeices over and over when i'm home alone. i know all the songs (including the ones not on the CD!), and all the espisodes by heart. I am ...... like Lee.
But they haven't written a song about me yet.

http://www.tenaciousd.com/

now. As we analyze this site, please take note of the photographer, Joe B***.
Friends, this man is actually in the Complete Masterworks DVD which i own. You know what's even more scary? is that when i was going to school at CSU, my roommate and i used to go to this bar with dollar wells for the ladies on Thursdays. So we were haning out and this really wierd 80's dude starts hitting on her and buying us drinks (she was a blonde bostonian with sorority girl looks and the mouth and attitude of a swarthy sailor! she is AWESOME!!!) anyways - sorry.
So this long haired guy wearing a bad multi colored button up silk shirt from 1992 is all into my roomie (who has a boyfriend) and since i'm with her, I'm drinking for free! (of course it's only a dollar....but it's the principle!!!). Well, this guy has a buddy he's out with who is this big blond guy with a viking hat on. As we start talking, we are both completely uninterrested, but the more we chat he starts laughing all over the place! he repeatedly was saying things like, 'WOW!!! i didn't know you were so cool!!!'. Which at the time i was thinking - 'No shit asshole! i'm not some college bimbo you can score with tonight!'

To make a long story short, he actually turned out to be a nice guy and i ended up wearing the viking hat with HORNS all evening and probably drinking $20 worth of drinks!

He was touring as a roadie with 3-11 (which when the two guys told me and my roomie that when they first came over, we pretended like we only listened to country music and had never heard of them) and was only in town for the next couple of evenings. Right?

So here's where the psycho part comes in (you didn't think there wasn't going to be one - did you?)
My roomie gave him our digits - don't ask me why - so the dude was calling me for like 3 weeks, 5 times a day (i'm NOT exaggerating) leaving messages, email addresses, statements of devotion, etc. He was saying things like he wanted me to come visit him at his house in Seattle, and blah blah blah......
well, you know how that ended.
Remember that scene in Swingers when he's calling that girl's answering machine repeatedly? You know when she finally answers? It was like that.

"Joe? Never call me again."

So when i saw him on my D dvd, i about peed my pants! i kept rewinding it, and laughing. i ended up emailing my old roomie in Boston and she quickly rehashed the whole evening (she LOVED the viking hat) and the phone dodging sessions. CLASSIC. To think - that if i had stayed friends with that psycho, i might actually be six degrees of separation from JACK BLACK!!!

Ahhhh......what a dream boat!!!

Where was i?

Oh yeah. I'm obsessed with Tenacious D.

here's another website, incase you're obsessed too. it's really good and has alot of pics from the HBO series!!!!

http://www.tenaciousjoes.com/

Alright, hosers!!!

So, these didn't turn out as well as i had hoped, but there you go!!
BRUCE CAMPBELL, BABY!!!!

Unfortunatley when trying to zoom in on him, the phote becomes really pixilated. Those disposable cameras just don't do him justice. Boo.

But there he is, in all his splendor.

What a hunk!!!

FINALLY!!!!

I've found the perfect pet!!!

His name will be Merle. He will never leave my shoulder (especially when i wear my beer hat.....)!!!



I am now.....

Complete.

and you all know how long i've wanted a squirrel!!!

Only like - FOREVER.

i bet we'll get free beer at the bars, at festivals, heck, i bet ANYWHERE!!!!

mmmm......beer..........

Apparently, this programmer hates his job

While frustratedly sitting in front of my non-cable tv, i grew weary of watching the crappy reruns of a below mentioned show for an hour straight.

i decided to do something about it. i thought the television channel would be appreciative of my suggestions and so i wrote an email:

Dear UPN 20-
While i greatly enjoy all of your programming, i would like to make a suggestion.
I really started getting into Star Trek Voyager right when you were taking it off the air a few years ago. Are you going to be replaying this series anytime soon? I would really like to see this program back on. i think it would fit nicely in the HOUR that Home Improvement airs. i really think everyone is Home Improvemented out - especially since there aren't too many families that sit down to watch it at 10:30-11:30 at night. Please Please Please put Star Trek back on so i can see all the shows i've missed!!!
Home Improvement vs. Star Trek Voyager (what i saw of it)
Tim builds a crappy go-cart out of washing machine - which he blows up in the basement
vs.
Sexy Tom Paris builds the Delta Flyer - A SPACE SHIP THAT SAVES THEIR LIVES!!!!

The weird neighbor Wilson always has something "clever" to say - but he's too imbarrased to show his face to anyone
vs.
That weird ALIEN cook Neelix ALWAYS says clever things, and isn't afraid to share them with the entire Delta Quadrant
Episode plots:
Jill wants to become a psychologist and explores the difficulty of being taken seriously by her family
vs.
a holographic doctor wants to become REAL and deals with the PAIN in realizing he will never be a human being!

Heartthrobs=
Jonathan Taylor Thomas
vs.
Seven of Nine
Need i say more?

Thank you for your ear, and your time! :)
Sincerely,
Cassie D********


I eagerly awaited a response that paralleled my humourous yet informative suggestions, and this is what i got back:

Voyager is no longer available in broadcast syndication. It has been sold to cable to my knowledge and is exclusive to cable at this time. We owned this contract through 9/04 and had exhausted all available runs months before our contract expired. As you recall we stripped it on a M-F basis for well over 5 years and had to end it runs early than we would have liked due to contractual obligations.

We will certainly take a look at this show, if and when it is ever offered in broadcast syndication. At this point, your suggestion is simply not possible.

On another note, Home Improvement is one of our highest rated programs in late night.

Thanks


Clearly, he did not forward my crazy antics onto his co-workers and laughing about it at the coffee machine - like i thought.
I thought that instead of just asking a simple question like - are you going to play this show again - i would make is humorous and light hearted. i wanted the individual to smile while reading my suggestion, forward it on as a joke, and quite possibly ponder the idea i so effectively debated. I thought, while chances were slim, i would at least get a witty and appreciative response.
It looks like the guy answering the programming email just churns them out. No personality and no flare (definatley not 15 peices....) involved!!!

I say BOO to UPN channel 20's email guy!!!! BOO on your SOUL!!!!

p.s.
Home Improvement SUCKS MY AZZ!!!!!!!!

My Dart is sucking my will to live!!!

New Developments!!!

Not only is my carburator acting up again, i now have a brake problem!! Hopefully, Kurt will be able to bleed my brakes and everything will go back to normal.

Also:
If anyone knows where to accquire hard to find auto parts for classic automobiles, feel free to send me a phone number, website or drivers side door trim for a 1966 Dodge Dart.



PLEASE!!!

oh...and some nice bench seat covers....
The ones you can get at the auto parts stores suck my butt.....

Les yeux ton pere!

i don't know why, but i have been thinking about this scene from French Kiss for 2 WEEKS!!!



Kate: So, who is this guy?
Luc: Bob.
Kate: Bub?
Luc: No, no, Bob. You know, like, uh, Bob Dylan?
Kate: Oh, Bob!
Luc: Oui, Bahb







Well, if you haven't seen this movie, you have to say Bob Dylan really nasally, like a frenchman. Try it!
"Bub Dee-Lahn"

Sushi makes my tummy smile....

I just got back from lunch!
Oh how delectable sushi for lunch really is!

I had a spider roll, a shredder roll, and some unagi. Yum Yum Yum.

So my questions for you:
Why doesn't everyone love sushi?

Here are the top ten WORST reasons i've heard that people don't like sushi:





10. they make it with their hands

Whatev. You use the 7-11 bathroom, and think that a 5 second wash in the sink is gonna clean those germs up?

9. i don't like fish/i'm a vegatarian.

C'mon. There are meatless and fishless sushi and rolls out there. AND THEY RAWK!

8. i can't use chop sticks

What? How old are you? Pick it up with your fingers, dork!!

7. sushi doesn't fill me up, and i want a REAL meal!!!

Ummm....did you SEE how tight my pants have gotten over the years? I attest that to sushi.
......(okay, and beer).
Actually, sushi is a really healthy alternative food. You wonder why all japanese people are as thin as bamboo!! haha!!!

6. sushi is too expensive.

Well, yes - everyday. But there are a lot of places out there that have sushi happy hours that have $1 rolls!! Sign me UP!!!!

10. i only eat american

you suck and are boring and i'm glad i don't hang out with you on a regular basis.

4. Sushi is for yuppies.

die yuppie scum? i mean, isn't it about time we found out what all the hub bub was about in the 80's? i mean, we sure dress better, and listen to better music. but seriously - if i eat sushi i'm a yuppie? Because it tastes GOOD? so if you go to Krispy Kreme, are you considered a yuppie, also? NO!! Just a FAT AMERICAN!!!

3. wasabi and ginger? WTF is that? why would i put that green stuff on my food voluntarily?

Grow up, guacamole lovers! So it's okay if it comes from Mexico and you can put it on your fast food hamburger? You can put wasabi on there too. and it has a helluva lot more kick than anything they have south of the border.....

2. I don't like sea weed.

Boo. don't eat it.

1. Ewww!!! Gross!!! Raw Fish!!! I just couldn't eat it!

the #1 reason.
Give me a break. not everything at your local sushi bar is raw. it's okay to eat a properly cooked raw steak? HELLO? You can get cooked sushi, or eat the rolls which have small pieces of fish in them - so you don't even notice. Or order the unagi (eel - and i don't want to hear ANYTHING on that one from you calamari lovers) which is cooked and is more tender than a portabello mushroom.

Bottom line. Try it with a true sushi lover. they will guide you to a wonderful experience that i GUARANTEE will leave you swimming in "sushi bliss". And if you don't like it, don't deny your friends the opportunity to go eat it. ALL sushi bars have teryaki chicken, shrimp, tempura and beef dishes, just like your local CHINESE FOOD $1 A SCOOP restaurants, but better.


Speaking of fun sushi stuff, check out these cute USB files:




Makes me hungry all over again!!!!

A What?

You're a Spirograph!! You're pretty tripped out,
even though you've been known to be a bit
boring at times. You manage to serve your
purpose in life while expending hardly any
effort (and are probably stoned to the gills
all the while).


What childhood toy from the 80s are you?
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I think i played with this toy once, and threw it away......

Whatever I feel like I wanna do, GOSH!!!!

You are Pedro Sanchez and love holy chips.


Which Napoleon Dynamite character are you?
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Posters to fit every mood....

i love this article. i tell ya, it makes me feel all warm and fuzzy

http://chron.edgecity.net/story/2003/8/5/103653/3085

almost as much as this site!

http://www.despair.com/

check out 'mediocrity' as well.
i like it a lot (you have to say it like forrest gump....)

The Lord is Omnipotent and Omnipresent

Thanks for giving me the heads up, Amber! You're a true friend!!!
http://www.churchsigngenerator.com/

Dirty Futurama Nerds!

Goodness Gracious! So there are some dirty Futurama Nerds out there! They like to create fan art that is a little....shall we say....racy?
Here are just a couple of the less offensive.....

and this one? HellO???? It doesn't even LOOK like Leela!!! The nose is ALL wrong!!!



Well, at least i haven't found CRAZY fan art, like i did when i tried to find a good Lord of the Rings pic for my screen saver! There are TONS of these pics out there, but trust me - MORE REVEALING. Yikes!



I'm not putting up any links for that stuff. if you want to find it, trust me, it's almost IMPOSSIBLE not to find when you type in a search.
Geez.....

Okay, maybe ONE site that made me laugh!

http://karadin.com/

I mean, are they THAT bored?
and what do you think Elijah Wood and Sean Astin are thinking about it? i bet the NEVER thought they would be seeing renderings of themselves 'together' with big hairy feet no less!!! Ewwwwww!!!!!

Hello my name is Simon.....

Did you ever see that show on Captain Kangaroo? No, it wasn't with Mike Myers in a giant bathtub with assorted guest stars, but actually a little cartoon?

This kid would get all huffy and escape to his imaginary chalk world. It was pretty cool, and this picture A-Ron made for me looks a little bit like that. It's of me and Josh, and as you can see, we look AWESOME.

I especially like how one of my star tattoos looks really cool!




Well, good work, my friend. plus that glassful of non alcoholic beverage and the "candy" ashtray look cool at that angle.
Two snaps in a "Z" formation!

Ode to Patrick Stewart

I came across this as i was trying to find something on Patrick Stewart on SNL when he ran that erotic bakery! But his opening monologue when he hosted Saturday Night Live was pretty funny:




I have no illusions why I'm here tonight.
It's because of "Star Trek: The Next Generation."
(applause)
Well, thank you very much, but I have a confession to make. When I was first given the role of Captain Jean-Luc Picard, I pretended to take it all in my stride; I was so cool in interviews;
I claimed never to have seen the original classic Trek. But, it was all an act, because inside, I was so ecstatic... I was delirious... You see, not only am i probably the biggest Star Trek fan of all time, but well, as my friends can tell you, I am virtually an encyclopedia of Star Trek facts and trivia.

Well now, for example, listen: Here's a fact I bet you don't know. On the original show, the name of the space ship was not the "Star Trek"! No, no, it was in fact, the "Enterprise". Now that's true.

Now, all right, here's another one: Everyone knows that the part of Captain James M. Kirk was played by William Shiner. Then of course later he was to become very famous as the Six Million Dollar Man. But how many of you here know which actor played the chief medical officer, Dr. McCray, who was of course otherwise known as Boney? You give up, don't you? Well that was Forest D. Kelley.

Well perhaps you knew that one, but can you name to me the ship's other medical officer... you see, because of course, there were two. You see, you're stumped. You are forgetting Dr. Spock. Now you remember, right? He was the pointy eared creature, you know? Half human, half volcano, and he was forever tormenting old Boney with his cold volcano logic, and uh...



All right.. here's another bit of trivia. Did you know that another Star Trek character, Captain Sulu, was the first black woman ever on television? Anyway, being the Star Trek trivia maniac that I am, well you can imagine my feelings when I first learned that I won the role of Captain Picard. I felt a kinship, you know, with all those unforgettable legendary chartacters... Kirk, Boney, and especially Spock, and I even know... well I wrote a note to Leonard Fortnoy, but I guess he never received it. Anyway, Leonard, if you're watching, this is for you.

Outer space: the last frontier. These are the trips of the Star Trek Enterprise. Its five year plan calls for us to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly fly where no man has gone in space.

Live long (boy scout sign), and be happy.

If you want to visit the site:
http://www.gruhlke.de/stewart/
He LOVES Patrick Stewart!

Thems some sort a SMART zombies.....My first MOVIE REVIEW

So i just saw Land of the Dead -
FINALLY!!

Key Points:
It was pretty typical zombie stuff. I of course, LOVE it when they show zombies attacking someone, and digging into their stomachs and eating the intestines....and then ripping the body in half (as if the intesting eating isn't enough)! I cringed when i saw some zombie trying to climb up the wall of the truck/tank thing and the fingernails broke off at the cuticle....that always gets me grossed out! (-yeah, i don't mind eating intestines, just no fingernail bits...). there was also a good part where this one zombie stuck his arm down this dead guy's throat to pull out the tounge...GROSS!!!!

What I Liked:
i did find it an interresting twist that THIS time, the zombies were organized. They learned how to communicate, use tools (to break into things), guns, and crossed a river!!! (on foot of course - there was a cool scene of them walking out of the river into the city). There is of course a cheesy line at the end of this relating to this development, but i won't ruin it for you!

Closing Thoughts:
Why was both Dennis Hopper and John Leguizamo in this film? Two BRILLIANT actors in a movie where the plot was not the most *critical* piece! But alas, if i were a big hollywood star, and i had a chance to be in a George Romero zombie film, i guess i would jump at the chance, and pay some bills while i was at it!!!

Rating:
(out of 5 *****)
i give it a 3 ***** - because i love zombie films.



I think it ended too soon, which is why it didn't get a 4.

Speaking of Zombies, if you haven't checked out Shaun of the Dead, you are missing OUT!!!!

Guess who saw Bruce Campbell?

ME ME ME!!!

i am impatiently awaiting my photos to get developed, and hopefully they will turn out okay. i took them with an instant camera. So i went to his booksigning last night!!!

It was awesome! He was wearing a hawaiian shirt, and glasses! Oh! what a hottie! i got an autographed book of his new hit "Make Love, The Bruce Campbell Way". i was so pissed i forgot my copy of my PS2 game, "A Fistful of Boomstick" for him to sign. i also didn't get to see his preview for "The Man with the Screaming Brain". i couldn't stay out late on a school night.

Please check out my link "I heart Bruce" for more info on when Bruce will be in a town near you. He will be in KC on August 26th and St. Louis on the 25th for anyone who's interrested.



check out his other book, which kurt so sweetly had signed for me when it came out. he's a hilarious writer!


So please be patient while i get my photo developed and put onto a CD so i can upload them onto my blog! i'm so excited!

ED is here!

So my bestest friend Ed is back in town from living on the East coast since college. i'm really excited. i think he's back because Paul is leaving, so i have to have SOMEONE here to borrow stuff from.....

just kidding!

Here are a couple pictures from halloween.




Ed is the nun, Paul is Gandalf, and Chris is the disco guy, right? i can't tell....



But since we're on Halloween pictures, here is Kurt and me as Leela and Fry....



Good Stuff. It can also be seen in Planetdan's Halloween Gallery 2004

http://www.planetdan.net/pics/costumes/

Graphic Artist - more like Graphic GENIUS!

So with my new found graphic art skills, i have chosen to share with you a selection of my abilities:





Here is apparently Paul's boyfriend, though i added that the only thing this hawttie had in common with him was his flatulence.










This is a picture of a guy i was set up on a blind date with. It didn't work out.













And this is a picture I sent to Kurt for his 29th Birthday.
i think it turned out quite nice.












Yes. i think i finally have the Skillz to pay the Billz!

Toni, aka Cassie?

Tony Iommi....
You are very calm and dark but you can be quite
witty and amusing.


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I'm not sure if i agree with this or not.....

Ode to Paul

So my bestest friend, Paul is gone. He has quit his job to volunteer in Ecuador to build huts and trails for the less fortunate natives.

Can you believe how selfish he is? To go off and leave me here in Denver alone? With no one to borrow movies from, eat their food and pressure them into letting me borrow their car?

Boo, you whore!!

Just selfish.

So here is a picture of my friend Paul:




And for his going away present, i made him a picture of what he would look like as a drag queen:




Look out, Josh. There's a new graphic artist in town.

Do you think he'll like it?

i heart pancakes

blogger rawks!

i am so pumped about blogger! they have added an automatic spell check for your blogs, and NOW it's super easy to post picture! i'm so excited! i'm a picture posting FOOL!!!!

i heart beck

I heart Beck. I just do. i'm sure everyone agrees with me that he is completely awesome. His new album is growing on me at an alarming rate. Too bad the CD got stolen when Josh took in his laptop for service, and it was returned WITHOUT my Beck CD. Jerks. Why didn't they just copy it if they wanted it so bad?



I think Sea Changes was one of the best albums ever. it's right up there with the Joshua Tree. of course, i have about 20 favorite albums, but i think Sea Changes is in my top 5.

How i judge my favorite albums is the amount of time they spent in my tape deck. The best ones had been in there for at LEAST six months straight.

Bestest Albums:
5. Bloodletting - Concrete Blonde
4. The Joshua Tree - U2
3. The Final Battle - Graham Smith
2. Sea Changes - Beck
1. Garden State - The motion picture soundtrack

Now these aren't necessarily in order. And actually, they could change at any time. I almost added The Postal Service, but i lost my cd after owning it for only 2 months. it was in there the whole time, but i never replaced it. So these few made the cut.

Report: Skeptical Lunch Choice is Confirmed After 2-3 Minutes or Until Hot

While filling up my car a full 15 gallons of $2.20 gas, i decided i didn't have time to stop anywhere to purchase lunch. i excitedly went into the 7-E to look at their microwavable lunch section. i thought a nice noodle bowl would do the trick, until i cautiously picked up a lunch sized cheesy Lasagna in a microwavable tray.

i contemplated the choice of lasagna between roasted garlic asian noodles, until finally i felt confident that a nice piece of lasagna was well due on my menu. i purchased the small meal for $2.99.

I was skeptical, but as i walked to my car i looked down at the friendly, reassuring smile of our friend, Chef Boyardee. He was confident i would enjoy his convenient lasagna that needed no refrigeration. Hell! He's been a chef for friggin' 50 years, right? So who am i to question his italian specialty?

I anticipated my lasagna. i hurriedly went to the break room to peal off half of the plastic film and pop it into the microwave. i was so excited, i thought i could hardly wait the 2-3 minutes or until hot! Even AFTER that, is another 30 seconds to cool! Caution! Tray will be HOT!!! All of these directions are making me wait longer and longer for my beloved lasagna. As i pealed off the film, i thought the odor was slightly unpleasant. But i chalked it up to the fact that anything that is supposed to be microwaved, doesn't smell pleasant before the actual cooking. As i ignored the poignant odor, i closed the door and pressed the control pad as fast as i could. OH the agony of waiting - watching the small microwavable tray turn around circle after circle.

Finally, count down of the last minute began, and i quickly prepared my plate, fork, napkin - do i need a knife? I doubt it, but i should take one just in case. Why was i debating this? Did i have time to think about the use of a knife on lasagna? WHEN WILL IT BE DONE????

Ding.

I immediately opened the door and loaded the Caution will be HOT plastic tray on my plate, and walked hastily to my desk.

Okay. It's been 30 seconds. It has to have cooled down on the way back to my desk - right?

Oops! My boss just beeped me on my subaru nextel. Can't take a bite just yet.

Carlos! Quit talking to me about your stupid tattoo!!!

Ahh....finally. Peace and quiet to enjoy the first bite of my Chef Boyardee cheesy Lasagna!

Hmmm...

hhmmmuuuuhhh???

Whaaa....??

Gaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!!

i should've gotten the roasted garlic asian noodle bowl.
The Chef let us down on this one, my friends.
Don't trust those beady little eyes and that scarf he wears around his neck!
Bad Bad Bad.
Tastes like spaghetti-O's - but worse. it's got some "ricotta" type cheese that is chalky and unpleasant.

Boo.
Two thumbs down. i had to go buy a Grandma's Peanutbutter cookie just to eradicate the taste from my mouth.
At least Grandma has never let me down!

Pajamaramamama... Or whatever...

This is the pajama party me and Josh went to. I'm supposed to look like a 40's movie star, but most people think i dressed up as a wealthy call girl.
I think i look like Greta Garbo....

i am..........alone.
i am utterly................alone.

Except that josh was there.

Cassie and Josh. Cassie as princes Leah

'Star Wars' princess inspires royal name in Norway - Yahoo! News
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20050616/od_uk_nm/oukoe_life_princess_1

Josh says, I'm his Princess Leia!

Hey! You ruined my record, man!

you are cannabis (or pot). almost everyone except
for uptight old people enjoys your company.
almost too many people, some would say. oh
well, who cares, let's spark another bowl.

what drug are you?
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This is for all you ladies out there......

.....Who never read my blog.

Well, no biggie. But i just love this article! I think everyone should read it!

http://women.msn.com/831805.armx

Cambodia has more fun than ANY country!

Why is it okay in some countries to let loose and have a good time?
I'm starting to feel like the good ole US of A is getting as stuffy as the damn Brits!
Even CAMBODIA has more fun than us!

http://www.newturfers.com/mwf/attach/38/355838/ BBCNEWSWorldLionMutilates42MidgetsinCambodianRing-Fight.htm

Hahaha!!!
Love it!
LOVE IT!!!!

Report: Memorial Day turns people into Self-Absorbed FREAKS!!

Wow.

All i can say is WOW.

What a fucked up weekend.

Now i know that Memorial Day is sort of the "Kick Off of Summer" but give me a break! Does that mean that everyone and their back woods mother has to be out galavanting in the FRONT of the line?

When i say "Self-Absorbed" what i mean is i couldn't even COUNT with my fingers and toes how many times i thought out loud for people, "I'm the center of the universe!" i guess having a 3-day weekend will do it to you! So people were driving like shit, pushing and shoving in retail centers, and i don't even want to TELL you what it was like trying to get something to eat. BOO!!!!


I went up to the mountains with my parents. So were are driving through Rocky Mountain National Park, and there are signs and an AM radio station that consistently say, "Stay on the designated paths - do not walk on Arctic Tundra".
So what does that mean to you?
Well, i would personally interperate that as "Don't walk around off the friggin' path, dorks!" because apparently it takes this "arctic tundra" 30-50 years to regrow from one footprint.

So what do i see as i get out to take breathtakingly beautiful photos of God's beautiful creation? Some punk ass kids running all OVER the arctic mountainside chasing after a friggin' marmant!!!! WTF????????
And their parents were just as bad, walking OFF the stabilized crushed granite (and very EXPENSIVE) path created specifically so you wouldn't DEVIATE from it, taking pictures and climbing on rocks themselves - crushing 50 years in the making - wild flowers!!! THEY WERE EVEN PICKING THEM!!! These things are no more than an inch tall! LET THEM ALONE!!!!! All they were saying to their kids: "Hey guys. that's enough. don't chase the marmant all over." in the most monotonous voice you can possibly imagine!!!
Well SHAME upon you and your house! And i hope when giant aliens come down to earth they step on YOUR 50 year old carcass! Fuckers!!!

At least no one brought up their double wide yuppie "i don't ever want to have to touch my baby" stroller. i HATE those things! if ever there were a more inconsiderate baby contraption, this is it. Like no one else in the world needs to walk on the friggin' sidewalk, or down a store isle. Warning: If someone has this stroller with the giant wheels made especially to go offroad easier, they will, i repeat, they will NOT get off the sidewalk. YOU need to move!!



http://www.joggingstroller.com/brand/mountainbuggy/urban-double.shtml

Careful. if you browse that website, you might also see the "Mountain Buggy Terrain Triplets" and the one where you can even attach a fuckin' CRADLE onto the buggy!!!

Well, not saying much for the place, but i was walking in Boulder this weekend with a couple people who just ran the Bolder Boulder (http://www.bolderboulder.com/) and this dude pushing a double mountain buggy thing wouldn't roll onto the grass. We BARELY got by single file....good thing these people can breed other self-absorbed yuppies....

Anakin Skywalker is Hawt!!!!

Wow. i just saw Star Wars III and DAMN!!! Hayden Christensen is a hawttie!!!!

i mean, even as Darth Vadar he is a DAMN Hawttie!!!



Whew!

Go see this movie, if not for an oldie but a goodie hawttie, Ewan McGregor, but the new developments made by George Lucas when he decided that Hayden Christensen needed to work out at the gym more often.
Good call, George!

My thumb really hurts!

So i took a stupid pill last night and thought it would be a good idea to go to the Lion's Lair with some rollergirls - seeing as how well drinks were $1! Bad Bad Bad idea. i have been off the wagon (or is it on the wagon - Seinfeld confused me http://www.tvtome.com/tvtome/servlet/GuidePageServlet/showid-112/epid-2269/) for a while, and after last night i realize i can't swim with the big fishes anymore. i got completely trashed after 4 drinks.

4 DRINKS, PEOPLE!!!!!

Apparently i did a dance to ABBA (on a small wooden box they called a "stage") and got a free shot, which somehow resembled an entire cocktail.

Wi-Hoo!

Needless to say, i was getting dropped off by Jayne Manslaughter when lo and behold! I slammed my thumb in her 1988 Volvo door! I didn't even realize it until i tried to walk away, and i couldn't. i re-opened the door, said ouch, and walked into my building with a bleeding thumb.

Ahh...
You can't have a good night of drinking without a little blood present, ya know?

28 people. i'm going to be 28 this year.
Fantastic.

i heart Johnny Depp

You Are Gilbert From "What's Eating Gilbert Grape?" You are very giving and self-sacrificing. You're always there to lend a helping hand to family and friends. However, this generous nature often robs you of fulfilling your needs and desires, and may cause you to become resentful. Find a way to balance your kindness with your independence.

Take The Johnny Depp Quiz!

Oh ye of little faith.....

For all of you non-believers out there, i have already been receiving thank you emails from my new flock. I know you might still be skeptical, but read some testimonials!



Thank You Thank You Thank You Reverend Mother!

I felt your spirit with me today!

I knew that you had blessed my bat because when i gripped it i felt comfort, and it was good. when i swang it i felt confidence, and i knew it was good. when i hit the ball i felt powerful, and all knew it was good.

with your blessing, reverend mother, i was able to acheive 3 home runs and 1 triple today. with your spirit guiding my hand i was able to drive in 9 runs. i felt your pat on the back when the team voted me MVP of the game. i knew you were with me, and i knew it was good.

i shall build a shrine to your holy spirit. i shall erect a fine pedastal on top of which i shall place a statue of a woman with big boobs. i will always keep a candle lit in vigil. i trust that my efforts will appease your holy spirit and you shall then lay your blessing on me.

Thank you Reverend Mother. i am truly grateful.

AaronKCMO

Yes Yes.... i will keep you posted with more sucess stories as they begin to roll in!