All i can say is WOW.
What a fucked up weekend.
Now i know that Memorial Day is sort of the "Kick Off of Summer" but give me a break! Does that mean that everyone and their back woods mother has to be out galavanting in the FRONT of the line?
When i say "Self-Absorbed" what i mean is i couldn't even COUNT with my fingers and toes how many times i thought out loud for people, "I'm the center of the universe!" i guess having a 3-day weekend will do it to you! So people were driving like shit, pushing and shoving in retail centers, and i don't even want to TELL you what it was like trying to get something to eat. BOO!!!!
I went up to the mountains with my parents. So were are driving through Rocky Mountain National Park, and there are signs and an AM radio station that consistently say, "Stay on the designated paths - do not walk on Arctic Tundra".
So what does that mean to you?
Well, i would personally interperate that as "Don't walk around off the friggin' path, dorks!" because apparently it takes this "arctic tundra" 30-50 years to regrow from one footprint.
So what do i see as i get out to take breathtakingly beautiful photos of God's beautiful creation? Some punk ass kids running all OVER the arctic mountainside chasing after a friggin' marmant!!!! WTF????????
And their parents were just as bad, walking OFF the stabilized crushed granite (and very EXPENSIVE) path created specifically so you wouldn't DEVIATE from it, taking pictures and climbing on rocks themselves - crushing 50 years in the making - wild flowers!!! THEY WERE EVEN PICKING THEM!!! These things are no more than an inch tall! LET THEM ALONE!!!!! All they were saying to their kids: "Hey guys. that's enough. don't chase the marmant all over." in the most monotonous voice you can possibly imagine!!!
Well SHAME upon you and your house! And i hope when giant aliens come down to earth they step on YOUR 50 year old carcass! Fuckers!!!
At least no one brought up their double wide yuppie "i don't ever want to have to touch my baby" stroller. i HATE those things! if ever there were a more inconsiderate baby contraption, this is it. Like no one else in the world needs to walk on the friggin' sidewalk, or down a store isle. Warning: If someone has this stroller with the giant wheels made especially to go offroad easier, they will, i repeat, they will NOT get off the sidewalk. YOU need to move!!
http://www.joggingstroller.com/brand/mountainbuggy/urban-double.shtml
Careful. if you browse that website, you might also see the "Mountain Buggy Terrain Triplets" and the one where you can even attach a fuckin' CRADLE onto the buggy!!!
Well, not saying much for the place, but i was walking in Boulder this weekend with a couple people who just ran the Bolder Boulder (http://www.bolderboulder.com/) and this dude pushing a double mountain buggy thing wouldn't roll onto the grass. We BARELY got by single file....good thing these people can breed other self-absorbed yuppies....
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