Where ever do you get such funny emails!
Hello my Cool and Clever Congregation of Calamity,
It seems that our church leaders just can't keep their hand out of the cookie and amphetamine jars these days. Evangelical leader Reverend Ted Haggard of the New Life Church in Colorado Springs and president of the National Association of Evangelicals, has been caught paying for gay sex and buying drugs.What a scandal! Nobody should ever have to PAY for sex. That's why I've set up "Nuclia Waste's Evangelical FREE Dating Service."
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7 comments:
I heard he admitted to buying meth but only got 'massages' from the gay escort. Wonder if he will also be heading into rehab too anytime soon. Seems quite popular lately. I am sure he will pull a Jerry Falwell type of confession soon. His parishoners must be dumber than GW if they buy that. Between them and Focus on the Family Colorado Springs is a little corrupt and twisted paradise. Love Nuclia Waste's site!!
well come on, who doesn't need a little attention after trying to save the world while on a meth induced mission. And really whats wrong with a "massage" = (gay)dim sum
The best headline I read on this story:
"God Hates Hags"
from Best Week Ever blog.
Haggard is also featured in a documentary currenty playing in some areas called "Jesus Camp" that has gotten good reviews.
~Jade
massage = "gay dim sum"....that is great Denny!!!! Maybe he thought "release" and "finishing" was a way of reaching enlightenment quicker.
` No, God DOESN'T hate hags... he hates shrimp! Remember that!
God hates war, and God hates crime, but he really hates people who color outside the lines.
Jesus Camp is currently playing here in Denver! I didn't feel like seeing it, since i used to go to 'Jesus Camps' every summer, but maybe i'll take a look....
might bring back some fond memories! Just like the movie, Saved!
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