I'm pretty busy this week, but I took some time to search out some good Onion articles if you're in the mood for some laughs.
MINNEAPOLIS, MN-In a turn of events the 30-year-old characterized as "horrifying," Kevin Widmar announced Tuesday that his mother Lillian has discovered his weblog.
Burger King announced that it would begin buying pork and eggs from farms that do not cage or crate their animals. What do you think?
Ah, Aimee Porter. How often I have gazed at you from across the coffee shop, longing to smell your hair, to feel your sympathetic cheek against mine.
Hey there. Remember me? I'm that kid who had a report due on space. You probably don't recognize me because it was a long time ago. I used to wear my hair totally different.
And A-ron - for some reason the pic in this article always reminded me of you!
STATE COLLEGE, PA-Teaching assistant Drew Phelan was witnessed talking and laughing at an area bar Monday.
Hello, amigos! El soy quando agunto! Ella balloona balunga espanyo!
LAKE ARROWHEAD, CA-A ton of people up and down the coast were seriously bumming Monday, when the Drug Enforcement Administration announced the seizure and destruction of huge quantities of seriously primo shit.
1 comment:
Mindy and I do not think that gentleman in the onion article bears any sort of resemblance to me. I think you've been away from KC for too long.
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